No, dickweed. I wanted to talk to you about Lite Brite. Remember that? And the eighties? Weren't they cool?

Get ready for the best advice in video game history...

Here it comes...

Thanks, asshole. He's called an unseen assassin because you can't see him, huh? And here's the worst part...

WHAT?! What great advice! "This guy's invisible! So... you're fucked. Bye!" What the fuck, man?

Fortunately, Night Sight succumbs to his only weakness... getting shot. With bullets. A bunch. Like all the other bosses he explodes. Oh well.

Now that you've handled the horror that is Night Sight, it's time to move on! Go in the door to the upper right to find...

A codec call! Campbell inexplicably changes his radio frequency and makes you play a little puzzle to find out the new one. At this point, I think the game designers dropped the whole realism part and just want to fuck with you.

I tested out the new frequency and found out I should call McDonald Miller - advice I got... IN THE BEGINNING OF THE FUCKING GAME! UGH!