SLOW BEEF'S STRATEGY GUIDE TO METAL GEAR 2: SOLID SNAKE

Chapter XL: Ultrabox appears!

Fox is taunting Snake! Did he booby-trap the elevator? Is it gonna explode and kill you?! Oh wait, this is a video game! No villain thinks of things like that!

Fox: "I SAID THIS ELEVATOR WILL BE YOUR COFFIN!"

The A-Team?


...yes?

Farewell? Well I'm happy to say, "Another Codec dialogue down, about 400 to go!"

And now, the fifth boss, Ultrabox! That sound like an 80's hair metal band to anyone else? These people are masters of close quarter combat!

...Wait a minute, the president of what? Fox is the president of Zanzibar Land? Wasn't Snake surprised to see him earlier?

The game implies that they've got flamethrowers, or like Red Blaster, will "slowly cook" me with grenades. Sadly, they just have guns. Japan has weird cooking untensils.


Sorry, had to.

Who will win? Ah, who am I kidding? Snake will.