Welcome back! It's been awhile. My old domain got snatched up by some guy who wants $5000.00 for it. Since I don't think "slowbeef.com" is worth that much if you embossed it in effin' diamond, I just added a prefix and spent $10 instead. That's my MBA at work!
Let's Play Dead To Rights: Possibly My Best Known VLP
Let's Play Snatcher: My Favorite Game
Let's Play Contra 3: A Game I Am Actually Good At and Like:
My YouTube Channel Though I'm slowly bringing back all my articles, this is where the majority of the content I've done recently is
Frequently Unasked Questions
Who are you?
Where did you get that name?
When I was in college, my roommate played Fallout and was eating corn beef hash from a can and named his character "Corn Beef." To be wacky (I'm sorry, I was young), I made a new character, his brother "Slow." After discovering Seanbaby and wanting to write humorous video game shit too, I bought the domain slowbeef.com; a couple people liked it so I kept going. Here we are.
Where is your Metal Gear 2 Strategy Guide?
Uploading it soon (hopefully today!) Other stuff to follow so long as it stayed funny and relevant in the past decade and a half which I'm sure it... has?